Forget the Royal Wedding: People are dying from TORNADOS!

How dare the American news media BLAST the Royal Wedding of Prince William & K. Middleton!  I heard that people are camping out just to see them kiss!  Who cares about seeing them kiss when they’ve been kissing, itching, and twitching since the day they met!  Let me make it plain, they’ve been doing everything married couples do!  So, now we should congratulate them? One magazine published a provocative picture of Miss Middleton showing off her body (in a see through top) & bunny ears at a night club!  (KM can’t hold a thumbnail to the late Princess Diana!)  Moreoverrumor has it that KM and the prince were not together when that picture was snapped!  She was rebelling (showing-off) and he fell for it!  We’ve been tortured long enough with their pictures on coffee mugs, pencils & pens, flags and other junk.  Are they broke?  It’s good for all of us sinners to get right with the Lord because He is coming back again for a Church without spot or wrinkle!  GOD IS WALKING THROUGHOUT THIS EARTH LOOKING & BOOKING!

The real news is that tornados (the finger of GOD) ripped through Alabama and many Southern states in the United States of America.  They say that 290 people died and some people are still missing! Others lost everything in the world they owned as their homes and apartment buildings were made flat like pancakes! In Alabama, an entire office building is missing!   

A few months ago, I told a certain class of scholars that God’s voice is the thunder we hear from Heaven and lightning proceeds from his little finger!  This information is in the Bible!  This particular group made fun of me!  One particular scholastic idiot asked me, “Which finger on God’s hand manages tornados?”  WELL, I TOLD HIM (last Oct/Nov 2010) GOD SAID THAT YOU WILL SEE IT!  I hope that man watched the finger of God move several tornados around at one time!   

So you tell me, why should I care about the Prince of Wales’ royal wedding.  What’s royal about it?  It’s propaganda!  THERE IS ONLY ONE ROYAL WEDDING – The Marriage of the Lamb of God to the Saints!!!!

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The Race isn’t given to the swift nor to the strong!

To Believers:  We are going to be talked about and ridiculed by everyone. Don’t worry about whether or not people like you.  The only thing you must do is be the best you can, ask for forgiveness, and walk with the Lord.  The race isn’t given to the swift (those who are quick,  fast to learn, first to make decisions because they know so much) and  the race isn’t given to the strong (those who think they are invincible, like to fight with their harsh words, throw fiery darts at others,  and use their powers of office to destroy).  Instead, the race is given to the ones who endure to the end!  You cannot run this race without the Lord JESUS!  

Psalm 91:  “He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress:  my God; in him will I trust.  SURELY, he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome prestilence.  He shall cover thee with his feathers and under his wings shalt thou trust:  his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.  Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.  A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.  Only with thine eyes shall thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.  Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; There shall no evil befall thee neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.  For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.  They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.  thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder:  the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.  Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him:  I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.  He shall call upon me, and I will answer him:  I will be with hin in trouble; I will deliver him, and honor him.  With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.” 

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Father, forgive them….

As Jesus hung on the Cross at Calvary, He looked down at his persecutors saying, “Father, forgive them for they know not what they do.”  (Luke 23:34)  You must fight very hard to be like Jesus. Trust me, its not easy. There are many, many, many times you may feel just like giving up and throwing in the towel.  HOLD ON!  If you’ll be still and pray, you can hear a small voice inside saying  “…you can make it…”  

Was Jesus’ death in vain?  Not for me.  Personally, I want to please the Lord Jesus (down here on this earth) and I want to be in God’s presence for ever.  Don’t let the things you’ve done or the horrible things others have done to you put malice and hate in your heart.  Just say,  “Father forgive them for they know not what they do…”    Now get up and praise the Lord for He inhabits the praises of His people!  Do you belong to Him?


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Elijah the Tishbite is still living: 3,500 years later!

Quess what?  God sent Prophet Elijah the Tishbite to recruit Elisha (who was working in his father’s field) to the prophet in his place.  Elisha caught on real fast that Elijah was about to take a long trip out-of-this world and Elisha wanted to be doubly blessed.  So he stuck like glue to Elijah saying, “As the Lord liveth and as thy soul liveth, I will not leave thee.”  (II Kings 2:2)  In fact, everywhere Elijah tried to “dump” Elisha, Elisha said  “…I will not leave thee.”   Notice, Elijah kept telling Elisha  “Tarry here…Tarry here….Tarry here…Tarry here, I pray thee…”  from Gilgal, Bethel, Jericho, Jordan.   But, Elisha did not give up! 

Finally, the day came and Elijah was taken up (translated) to Heaven.  Elijah  took his mantle and wrapped it together and smote the waters of the Jordan allowing him & Elisha to cross over on dry ground. Then Elijah asked Elisha what do you want.  And, Elisha answered,  “A double portion…”    BUT, Elisha had to witness Elijah’s translation…and he did!  Elisha saw the chariot of fire and the horses of fire and cried out,  “My father, my father, the chariot of Israel and the hosemen thereof…Elisha took hold of his OLD CLOTHES and ripped them into two pieces…and he took up the mantle of Elijah that fell from him and went back and stood by the bank of Jordan…and smote the waters and said Where is the Lord God of Elijah? and when he also had smitten the waters, they parted hither and thither:  and Elishaw went over…”  (II Kings 2:11-14)  Ever since that day, the Bible states,   “Elijah was seen no more…”   Furthermore, Elijah is still living over 3,500 years later in a mortal body (flesh and blood) in Heaven. However, Elijah and Moses wll return to earth as the two witnesses in the Book of Revelation.    

What a remarkable story!  You may get rejection from people, companies, school, friends, or family.  Don’t worry about it.  Get up and keep on trucken!  GOD IS ABLE!   

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Arise and Eat!

Although queen Jezebel chased Elijah out-of-town, he was still spared by the Lord.  The man was tired of running and so he slept under a juniper tree. Check this out!  The Angel of the Lord touched Elijah twice saying,  “Arise and Eat!” Finally, Elijah got the message right. He got up and there was a cruse of water and a cake baked on hot coals.  No microwave folks!  The Angel told Elijah to eat as the journey was too long for him.  (I Kings 19:1-8)  God did not tell Elijah to make such a long journey from Samaria to Mt. Horeb (the mount of God).  Apparently, Elijah thought this was the right thing to do!  You see, there are times WE bring things and trouble  upon ourselves. We get panick attacks, shortness of breath, increase cravings for sugar (candy, cakes, pies, etc.), start drinking or smoking heavily, gamble, round around town from bar to bar, and so forth.  BUT IF WE JUST STOP OUR NONSENSE AND  GO TO GOD IN PRAYER, HE WILL WORK IT OUT!   From the juniper tree to Mt. Horeb, it took Elijah 40 days & nights  to travel about 180 miles south.   Why go 10, 20, 30, or 40 years out-of-the-way.  Stop right now in your tracks, get down on your knees, and cry out to the Lord.  HE WILL SAVE AND DELIVER YOU!   

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Chased out-of-town by a Woman!

You know the story about Prophet Elijah.  He held a contest with 850 false prophets of Baal, i.e.,  one man against 850 men.  Elijah was great.  He prayed and God rained down fire from Heaven upon the re-built altar (consumed the cut-up bullock, licked up the 12 barrels of water that drenched the burnt sacrifice, wood, stones, dust, and spilled over into the trenches).  WHEN ALL THE PEOPLE SAW IT, THEY  FELL ON THEIR FACES AND BELIEVED THAT GOD IS GOD!  Then, Elijah & Israel killed 850 false prophets.  Oh Boy, trouble was on the way!  Queen Jezebel got on her broom after Elijah.  What did Elijah do?  He ran out of town – half crazy out of his mind!  LADIES,  this proves that there is nothing worse (except the Power of the Almighty God) than the fury of a woman!  Elijah was hungry, thirsty, cold, sleeping under a juniper tree, and begging to die.  Women of America…get your groove on and lets get things done.  Our men folk are sitting around still trying to figure out which cannister and cabinet to put the flour in!  Oh boy, oh boy!   Get your broom out of the closet and ride it!

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What will you do in Heaven?

I was talking with a nice looking man who is going to heaven but: (1) doesn’t like church music, singing, and shouting; (2) doesn’t like to wear suits & ties to church; (3) he hates the feel of linen material;  (4) doesn’t like to shake anybody’s hands; and (5) doesn’t like to give money to the church.  BUT HE IS SAVED!  Sorry, I cannot tell you his name.  What do you think he’s going to do in Heaven? Well, you know me!  I told him that we shall be changed in a twinkling of an eye to be like Jesus…there shall be a new heaven and a new earth…BEHOLD ALL THINGS WILL BE NEW…all the  saints will wear white linen… there will be singing, dancing, & shouting (howdy, howdy, howdy) all day long to the Lord God Almighty…there will be no night as Jesus, the Lamb of God is the light…we shall see our God face-to-face…His name will be tatooed onto our foreheads…there will be no sickness or death…there will be plenty to eat & we will eat the leaves of the tree that blooms twelve fruits…the streets are paved with pure gold…each of the twelve gates are made of pearls and the gates will never be shut…there shall be no more curse…the city has twelve foundations made of twelve different precious stones…there will be plenty of precious & semi-precious jewels everywhere…there will be plenty of food…there shall no wise enter into the holy city neither whatsoever worketh abomination, or maketh a lie bu they which are written in the Lamb’s book of life…etc.  Thus, he can go sit his stingy self in a corner somewhere with the other stuffed cabbages.  AMEN and AMEN!

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